I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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