Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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