I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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