So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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