I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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