Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
