I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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