from now on my penis is your penis
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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