yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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