I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
what if I'm pregnant?
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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