Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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