It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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