Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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