MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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