i don't like sucking hair
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We have started to decorate penises.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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