508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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