what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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