My brain says no but my pants say off.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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