Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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