dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I CAN MOONWALK!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
