I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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