Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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