3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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