i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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