Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
