Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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