Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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