I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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