Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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