I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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