why didn't you poke me back
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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