I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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