So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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