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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This baby is an asshole
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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