I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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