idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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