I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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