i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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