I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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