Welp...herpes.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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