I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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