i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
That accounts for only three of the penises
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I had to cum in my sink.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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