just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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