A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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