the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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