I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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