this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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