im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Never joke about your clitoris.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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