My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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