so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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